In "Neowolf," the creatures look no more lupine than a bunch of dudes from an Alice in Chains tribute band. Strands of hair are spaced randomly over their arms and chest in the special makeup effects equivalent of the comb-over, and the crinkled brows the contact lenses give to our shape-shifters make them all look cockeyed.
“Neowolf” is a terrible film from the first frame to the very last. Not even the allure of genre vixen Tiffany Shepis’ well-rounded ass could salvage this unwatchable mess from the depths of despair. It’s poorly-directed, pathetically written, and, worst of all, unshakably boring.
-Bloody Good Horror
I haven't tabulated all the data yet, but this may be the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of having slither down my eyeballs.With strong reviews like that, and a straight-to-DVD release, could this mean "Neowolf" is destined to become a cult classic?
-The Joblo Movie Network